The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Nix's stadium. Only over Nix.
81%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Nix, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.