The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Nix gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nix drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.