The Checkdown Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Nix four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
83%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nix's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.