The Bad Snap Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Nix scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nix's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.