The Late Scratch Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Nix: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Nix slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Nix drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.