The Checkdown Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Nix will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Nix drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.