The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Nix, the end zone is a rumor.
- Nix is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nix's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.