The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- Nix gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- The broadcast shows Nix on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Nix's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.