The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bo Nix
Bo Nix · DEN · QB
“Nix is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Nix's week
- A mysterious flag erases Nix's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Nix will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Nix's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bo Nix in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bo Nix is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bo Nix actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.