The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.