The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Allen breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
89%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.