The Fumble Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.