The Garbage-Time Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Coach says Allen is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
89%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.