The Hamstring Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.