The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Allen will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.