The Stuffed Run Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.