The Late Scratch Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Coach says Allen is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Allen is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.