The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Allen loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.