The Committee Backfield Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Allen will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.