The Mystery Tweak Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Allen is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.