The Late Scratch Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Coach says Allen is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.