The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
76%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.