The Phantom Flag Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Allen gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.