The Garbage-Time Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Allen will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Allen drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.