The Phantom Flag Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Allen gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
78%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.