The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Coach says Allen is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Allen is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.