The Fumble Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“The broadcast shows Allen on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Ref: "Number Allen, that's a flag." Allen: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.