The Fumble Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Allen tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Allen drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.