The Fumble Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Allen's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
78%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.