The Mystery Tweak Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
- Allen gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
77%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Allen scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.