The Snap Count Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.