The Committee Backfield Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Allen, Allen, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.