The Mystery Tweak Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Allen's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.