The Stuffed Run Hex of Braelon Allen
Braelon Allen · NYJ · RB
“Allen breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Allen gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Braelon Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Braelon Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Braelon Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.