The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Aiyuk is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aiyuk's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.