The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Aiyuk on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Aiyuk, Aiyuk, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.