The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Aubrey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Aubrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.