The Wide Left Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aubrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.