The Hamstring Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Aubrey is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
91%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.