The Wind Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aubrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.