The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“The broadcast shows Aubrey on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aubrey's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.