The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Aubrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Aubrey will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
89%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.