The Late Scratch Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
82%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.