The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Aubrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
77%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aubrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.