The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A mysterious flag erases Aubrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.