The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Aubrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.