The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Aubrey's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Aubrey, that's a flag." Aubrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aubrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.