The Upright Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Ref: "Number Aubrey, that's a flag." Aubrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Aubrey hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
82%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.