The Wind Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
89%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aubrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.