The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Aubrey gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
86%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aubrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.